1 month ago. February 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I call her my Muppet, as she only really preforms when I get my whole hand in her.
Embarrassingly the blanket fell down a couple times before I remember my large and varied collection of clothespins had another and, some might say, proper use.
If you are truly lucky in love you will find someone who looks at you like Khrushchev looked at corn.