1 month ago. February 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
"The worst thing just happened!"
"We've been cursed by an eldritch vampire star god to forever and futilely attempt to slate a unquenchable thirst for blood?"
"Well...no."
"Zombies have learned to sustain themselves by feeding their victims into wood chippers?"
"No...why are you like this?"
