There are indeed no answers at the bottom of a bottle. But by the time you've gotten there you've forgotten the questions.
There is no problem in life that cannot be surmounted with a sufficiently large quantity of high explosives.
Life is like wine, it improves with age and is better with cheese.
Some people are like classic cars. Really only valuable for their parts.
Whiskey is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy. Hangovers are a reminder love hurts sometimes.
Any idiot can fly but it takes a special person to land correctly.
All things in life can be fixed with either DW-40, duct tape, or a hammer. If it doesn't move and it should, DW-40 it. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape it. If it becomes excited at being tied down with tape, hammer it all night long. I may have mixed my metaphors here...
