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A creature that drives inspiration and passion in the soul of an artist.... Why is she charmed? She has become enthralled with her subject. The artist has rendered her to her knees.
5 years ago. January 27, 2019 at 9:26 PM

There is this weird phenomenon that occurs when I use my phone camera with the flash as I snap a selfie.  I have decided to call it the “Drunk” filter.  Now when I am posing for the photo... my face appears completely normal.  I become satisfied enough to press the button and then when I look at the results.... I am horrified... and perhaps slightly amused!  I have added the pictures with what the shot looks like without the flash so you can compare.  I find the bottom right to be the funniest!

MasterBear​(other butch) - Great mugshots!!
5 years ago
BabygirlMoe​(sub female) - So I’m not the only one it happens to! I agree with the name. Your eyes are so pretty!
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - Aww Thank you 😊
5 years ago
BabygirlMoe​(sub female) - You’re welcome!
5 years ago
poppy19​(sub gender queer) - Lighting and angles are so finicky--the slightest change and I can look like a goblin (as opposed to my normal, huge-pored self). A long time ago, I vowed to only take photos in full, natural light and with a 3/4 profile, slight head tilt upwards. Otherwise... The Disaster Zone.
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - I like candle light shots and low light without the flash, too.
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - 🧚‍♀️🍺🥴. That’s supposed to be the Muse giving Ulf a beer but I could not find a caveman emoji so I found a suitable drunk face emoji instead.
5 years ago
Finished​(switch female) - I hate taking selfies just for this reason and a dozen others. But there are posts out there on the inter webs about angles, flashes and whatnot if you google them... I found a few about taking sexy selfies but they basically want you to contort yourself! Which I know sounds sexy in some situations but in a selfie? Not so much! Lol 😸😸
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - I have A LOT of trouble with the full body selfies... now I think I just have like tiny T-Rex arms or something. I can’t get good shots in a full length... I dunno. I just suck at it.
5 years ago
Sensual City Girl{ForeverHIS} - Here I thought it was only my phone...50 retakes later. Lol Love your smile.
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - 😸 Thank you. Ya I had to hang on to the most funny looking ones that were drastically different from what I was seeing on the screen. I was like “My face was totally NOT doing that!!!”
5 years ago
Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - This is amazing!!!! And I agree with SCG, beautiful smile! Beautiful all around 🧟🧟🧟
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - 😸You are too sweet! ❤️❤️❤️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️ But look at this 🥴 and tell me that doesn’t look like the last pic!
5 years ago

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