7 years ago. Tuesday, January 29, 2019 at 3:48 PM
So... my mother has it in her head that I will someday magically become great at keeping houseplants. Every time I remind her that I kill plants. Not on purpose. I will kill a cactus. It just happens. Yet she leaves me with her plants to care for and gets upset with me when she comes to visit and they are all dead. Or at least I think they’re dead. That woman is magic when it comes to plants! She’ll bring anything back to life!
So there’s this palm or fern... I don’t know which really but it’s doomed because this:
