For some reason... out of all the various chat programs I use, Instagram just seems to be a nest of bots, predators, and weirdos (more so than the others).
With that said... I get a lot of messages on Instagram. Anytime a complete stranger messages me with a “Hello, Dear” or “Hello, Beauty”... I know it’s time to play! And by “play”... I don’t mean role playing or kinky stuff like that. I mean... I get to make shit up. I love fantasy and writing fiction, after all.
My favorite is when they pretend to be in the Army and they post a bunch of “in service” pics and I can tell instantly they are fake because of the outdated uniform. Or I start asking questions about their service and let them know that I was also in the Army... I usually begin with “What is your MOS?” They just stop talking to me altogether. BUSTED!
Anyway... enjoy this fascinating conversation:
