Ok, just want to say I absolutely hate the fucking cold. It's a lovely -2 presently today's high is going to be a blistering 1 degree with a low of -9. By Monday we get the oh so lovely 1 degree with a mind fucking, bone freezing low of minus 15. Welcome to the great state of misery, trying to start the car is slow, getting it to warm up is less than half, might as well set fire to your pants as you drive anywhere. Our dogs go out, take a piss or shit and I truly believe it's frozen before they return in less than a minute. Hazel said the other day mother nature is fighting with old man winter, not much of a fight she just turned a very cold shoulder on his ass.
So about the leftover burritos, we sent them home with my father along with some chili. Now my father is known for combining foods so think burrito covered in chili for dinner. Were not so concerned about him as we are about my mother having to breathe. Just hope he doesn't chase it down with a beer.
I told Hazel to exspect a phone call filled with expletives, why the hell would you do that, you truly don't love me, if I survive I'm coming to kick both your ass's. We might be disowned. The thought of my father watching TV, a silent but deadly scent making its way to my mother in the other room. Thud. As she passes out. We shall see.
Wherever you are and it's cold, stay warm, many layers this shit is bad. If you're somewhere warm and are enjoying temperatures that you can safely piss outside without the stream freezing midstream holding you in place until spring. I say to you from all of us freezing, we hate you right now. Maybe like you again come spring when are privates pop back out from our insides, turtling comes to mind.
One last thing, I told Hazel last night, it's pretty bad when it's so cold outside that the thought of taking off my clothes to do a little playing didn't sound appealing. She said we could turn up the thermostat to about 90, interesting thought. Be the most expensive play sessions as cold as it is. Having some quality play time priceless, paying the gas bill for those times about 300 dollars, ouch.
Hope everyone is doing well, have a great day. Stay fucking warm.😊🔥
