4 years ago. July 7, 2019 at 1:45 AM
It's true women are magical mystical fantastical beings.
But Hatter, you say. Women are just human like the rest of us what drugs have you and caterpillar been doing? Follow up question do you have any for me?
Well my unenlightened friend I am not on anything but I can offer proof to back up my claims.
1.) They get wet without water.
2.) Once a month they bleed without injury.
3.) Their greatest feat? They make boneless things hard.