Well here goes nothing as I join the band wagon
1. I had sex with my wife on a secluded beach in Puerto Rico one night only to be inerupted by a some wild dogs.
THIS IS TOTALLY TRUE. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE SPUR OF THE MOMENT MOMENTS TOTALLY INTERUPTED BY A WILD DOGS. RUNNING BACK TO OUR ROOM AT THE RESORT FOR COMPLETION WE DEFINITELY REALIZED WE HAD SAND AND STUFF IN EVERY ORIFACE IF OUR BODIES AND IT WAS QUITE UNPLEASANT. NEVER TRIED THAT AGAIN BUT MY SON WAS CONCEIVED SOON AFTER!
2. For the first 57 years of my life I only slept with one women
IF YOU READ MY PROFILE AND DID SOME MATH YOUD REALIZE I MET MY WIFE AT 17 AND NEW HER FOR 40 YEARS SO THE FIRST 57 YEARS OF MY LIFE I ONLY HAD SEX WITH ONE WOMAN.....THIS IS TRUE
3. I recently took someone fishing on my boat and they wound up giving me a blow job.
ALTHOUGH I HAVE INVITED SEVERAL KINKY AQUAINTANCES TO GO FISHING ON MY BOAR WITH ME ON MY BOAT AND THEY HAVE ACTUALLY OFFERED TO SATASFY ME ORALLY I FISH IN A VERY PUBLIC PLACE AND DO NOT WISH TO BE ARRESTED SO I HAD TO DECLINE SO THIS IS A LIE......
CONGATS TO ANGELWINGS FOR THE ONLY CORRECT RESPONSE
