Sooooo much has happened in the last two weeks. I can not even comprehend that I have not even yet BEEN HERE two weeks! It's been nonstop awesome at every turn.
I had my 40th birthday. W/we spent time with family, did some kayaking in the mountains, went to a VR games thing, went to the Science Center, went to O/our first Munch here (He will write more on THAT) and have done some work on the house and the yard. Oh, He played in a huge tournament for His golf club (and placed) managed the best round of golf He has ever played (broke 80) and W/we got invited to a play party (which W/we will be doing later in the month).
So! He got me my birthday presents! #1 a super insanely fluffy/soft purple blanket which is ALSO waterproof ^_^... it's now my comfy/play blanket cause well sometimes waterproof is necessary ;)
and then my second present was late getting here... but it's definitely story time worthy!
So on Monday before the Munch He went down to the post office and came back with a package. I was told to be careful opening it. when open I saw it was bright pink and a very hefty plastic. It reminded me of the material dodgeballs were made of in 80s-90s Gym class. Everyone who ever experienced those knew EXACTLY what I mean. So I started guessing. I saw the pump and guessed it was a yoga ball (MstrJ has a black one which He loves to use for His exercise and calesthenics). "Close"... so then I laughed and said "What does it have a dildo on it?" at that exact moment I saw it did in fact have just that! But wait... there's more! It's a twofer! So I started cracking up like mad. He said to keep looking then I realized what I had in my hands was this....
oookay.... so after pumping it up (which, in and of itself was comically suggestive, given that the blowing up was hand pump action... so I played that up well. Then to inspect it. Okay that sucker is NOT 6 inches! Fuck off. It's quite a bit larger... and the plug is VERY solid so that was intimidating. I'm not a brat, but whatever possessed me I brightened up and said, "Oh! This could be good to practice... (grabbed the handles and immediately went to deep throat it and came up gagging "OH THAT'S FOUL!" *instant regret*
The taste on that was just beyond horrific. It's everything you could possibly imagine from licking a dodgeball and more. YUCK!
So it will NOT be used for deep throat practice after all, but it DID give MstrJ his money's worth of a laugh attack that's fir sure! It also provided some chuckles on the retelling at the Munch. ^__^
Now I need my foot to stop being all Von Willebrand's and stop with the stupid so I can try it out!
(I have a bleeding disorder, so simple injuries can end up just deciding to be a pain in the ass in not fun ways).
Cheers!
His slaveMikayla
