It must have been due to the axis tilt of my head.
About 4 years ago, there I was, minding my own business, getting a hand job from a sub named Angela.
All was right with the world.
But Angela was a big brat and thought it might be fun to do a little target practice. So she aimed, gently squeezed the trigger, and POW - I came in my own left ear. It hit me below the temple and went right into my fucking ear.
I never saw it coming...
It was hilarious. We lay there and laughed our asses off for at least 10 minutes. I think. I could only half hear so I can't be certain that it was all laughter, but I'm pretty sure.
Of course, after that I strapped her down and whipped her ass for another 10 minutes for being naughty.
But it was one of the funniest thing that we ever did together.
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