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Co-founder of ⭐The Elite Dream Team⭐
Co-founder of ⭐The Romantically Horny Club⭐
3 years ago. September 29, 2021 at 9:40 PM

For the many who have asked - thank you very much for your concern. It is nice to receive support from you all.

So, how am I?

 

My spirit animal is horseradish.
(Or would that be my spirit vegetable?)

 

Either way, that's how I am.

Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - I LOVE horseradish - it is my FAVE! The hotter the better! 😉

You know you're always in my thoughts! ❤️🤗❤️
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member -
I do too! Unless it is less of a food and more of a mindset. Then not so much.
Thank you for the love. Likewise.
🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - i’m glad you wrote this! it is good to take time to focus ones energy on themselves whenever needed… even if it is in a vegetative state. to pull the plug or not to pull the plug, that is the question some lucky so and so may faced with when you are done with that thing you do. write us something funny from time to time?
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member -
The plug stays in. Always. The bigger the better. Even if it has to be REALLY big to stay in. Even if it doesn't. Perhaps especially if it doesn't.
Wait - did you mean something else?
Sorry, I may have a tuber. Good news, I have laid the groundwork to cut it off at the stem and pull it out by the root. Shoot, I know it sounds radicle, but once the bulb came on and the seed was planted it all spud out of control.
(Puns RULE!)
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - 😅🤣 i am at a loss for words. well done!
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - (it’s definitely a tuber)
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member -
HAHAH! I don't believe that for the slightest of moments. You are never, ever been at a loss for words.
You just yam and yam and yam nonstop. HAHAH!
Come on that was funny.
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - Pot,

my sass will start and end with, you have typos. now squirm.

Kettle

🤭
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - One typo. ONE!
I'm not afraid of sass. I laugh at sass. Sass is but a droplet of pee on the toilet seat of life. HA!
And I neither pot nor kettle. I just always have a lot of really, really important stuff to say. HA!
Also - HA!
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - you have a typo. it is bothering you. it is now above all your excellent new words. what will they think. what will you do?

HA
the last ^
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - I'm over it and you can't taunt be into caring. So... shush your face!
😆
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - ^ HA HA
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - (TWO)

care to make it uneven?
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - I was wandering how long it would take you to see that.
And I don't care if it is even or odd. But odd is good for me...
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - (i can’t see anything at this point due to headache and tired). also, im less funny than you are this one time so im going to have to cry mercy.
lmk as soon as you find out anything about those places! i’m glad you checked in and that nobody pulled the plug on you. less vegetative already!
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - not all who wander, wonder or is it wonder, wander? odd.
3 years ago

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