The Original Lyrics
If the title filled you with hopes of sexy holiday party games, you'll find none here, but read on and hopefully you will still enjoy the explanation at the end of my post.
As we have been chronicling in the past few months, I and my dirty little sub ButterfliesAndCuffs are inching closer to the anniversary of the day we decided to give a name to this nutty little dynamic thingy we find ourselves in. Along the way it sprouted eyes and limbs and personalities and attitudes of it's own, and began answering to other names like "affection" and "relationship" and "love."
It doesn't seem like a year. Except the times when we weren't together and then it was like "fuck, time - hurry up and pass already!" Those moments felt too much like forever. But it hasn't been quite a year yet, not "officially." We have a few days yet until we reach that milestone. But in the mean time we have a little business that requires some recapping. Once upon 12-ish months ago there was a little something I like to call December, 2021.
She's so much better at remember things like dates and topics and times and names and locations and conversations and posts and comments and... well, most things. So if you want to enjoy a more detailed retelling of all the goofy nonsense we got up to during December of last year then you must read all about it in her post here. But while you and I are together I'll share a few of my memories. Stroll back with me now, if you will, and reminisce...
After first meeting in October, and watching a fun flirtation become uncontrollably wet and sexy in November, somewhere between the 1st and 2nd weeks in December we had both decided that this thing - whatever it was - was indeed a thing. I remember the exact moment; I can still see the whole thing...
12/11, We were on our webcams with a mutual friend to celebrate my naughty slut's birthday. She had been partying with her friends that evening and was in a particularly wild mood so I saw a side of her I didn't know existed. I already knew she was amazing but that night I learned that she was something naughtier than I ever imagined. And that was the moment when I knew I had to own her.
(She likes to point out she realized she liked me 2 whole damn days before I realized I liked her, therefore somehow that means she wins the Who-Liked-Whom-First game?)
Over the following weeks there were naughty pictures. We had already been constantly texting each other ALL DAY for more than a month by then, and we havent been out of touch for longer than 12 hours at any time since then. We made up songs, movies, even our own words and phrases. We had really weird dreams about each other every night then laughed about them together the next morning. We finished each other's sentences. Amazingly all of these things still happen! We established Movie Night and each made a must-see list for the other.
12/23 Before we were even officially a thing I issued her very first set of rules - "The Rules of Bacon" - and she broke rule #1 almost immediately! Because of this she had to be punished of course, which ended up being the very first time we ever played. We would eventually go on to add 2 more rules that we made up ourselves.
And by then December was almost over. 2021 was almost over. Our non-dynamic, non-relationship, non-love-lives were almost over. All that was left was just a few colors, a couple words, one decision, and...
Oh yeah, as for the meaning behind the title of this post -
We met here, passing each other in the forum, never saying anything to each other until one day we did. Then we kept talking and having fun and making each other laugh. We started making up dumb stuff together just because we thought it was funny. We still do dumb stuff and make up silly shit and make our own fun because we never enjoy ourselves more than we do when we're together.
So it should surprise no one that "The Original Lyrics" is a dumb recurring joke that only we know, and therefore only makes us laugh: In perfect 'us' fashion, we make up our own lyrics to whatever songs happen to be playing at any time (capitalizing on every possible opportunity to insert the word "butthole" because that is the funniest word ever!) Then one of us will explain to the other that the made up lyrics were actually the original lyrics, but that most people just don't realize it.
We intentionally sing the wrong lyrics to a song because it's funnier that way, then comment about how the funny lyrics were actually the original lyrics. Kinda like when we first met. We originally started out just having fun before eventually we turned into the real thing. Cool huh!
Stay tuned for our official one year anniversary blogs….
