There has been a rash of recent sightings of the masked wonder recently, so for those who do not recall or were not here when I introduced him last time, here he is again!
S-U-P-E-R D-O-M
I am one in a million Baby!
(I'm harder to find than a covid mask at a Trump Rally)
(hee hee -- had to)
I am ALL POWERFUL,
(resistance is futile Earth-Sub!)
I know how to act in a restaurant
(You heard me order your submission... right? )
I have eyes more powerful than dracula!
(You are getting sleepy! So take off your clothes and run to me .. blah blah!)
I am MASTER of every kink there is
(And a few I keep safe from the world!)
I can read your mind
(So stop arguing about what you think you think!)
I know exactly what you need to hear!
(Now if I could only add some truth to it)
I never make a mistake
(I mean, we both know YOUR always in the wrong, so make it up to me sugar lips!)
I am cool, I am classy, I am debonair!
(So bow down baby, help me comb this hair!)
I attract subs because I am made of catnip for subs!
(Don't make me send another "pic" of lil' super-dom!)
(or at least give me time to google another that looks the same)
I have but one weakness ....REALITY.
(as long as we avoid that, you will be mine forever!)