I love the cold far more than I love the heat. I produce heat like a freakn nuclear silo at times and my theory is: You can always put more on when it's cold outside, but you take too much off when it's hot or you end up on the 6 o'clock news being taken down town to meet Bubba... I'm too damn cute for that!
However there are different levels of cold... °F
60-70 ... that ain't fukn cold, running round naked.
50-60 ... psh, get a blanket grandma.
38-50... Yetis summer! Don't need no jacket yet. Plzzz.
30-38 ... 5min days! YES! Snow! Running out side bare foot to tromp through the powder. I can be out in this for 5 min before I even start feeling the chill.
25-30 ... it's now cold. Put a jacket on.
20-25 ... Yetis winter. You're balls turn blue in that shit!
15-20 ... wTF! Your pecker sucks up inside like a trurtle and you officially cant find your balls.
10-15 ... Man-gina season... you pecker hides so far up inside you now have a vag...
Below 10... MEDIC!! Yup... its gonna take a team to find your bits and parts. Your cock went to the closest warm spot and you just done what so many people have told you in the past... Go fuck yourself...
^AngelBunny^ is gonna have to fist my ass to pop that son'a bitch out! 🥶🥶😂😂😂😂
MORE COFFEE PLZ!
