1. Be what no one expects of you at any given time. Bonus points if you can make people believe that you being unreliable is treating them well.
2. No matter what someone does make them feel like it’s the wrong thing to do.
3. Devalue other’s lived experiences.
4. Poke fun at others for the ways that they represent themselves.
5. Showcase that you know what dots mean.
6. Dismiss other’s emotions as trivial.
7. Undermine other’s hard work.
8. Make your blogs really, really, really sarcastic.
9. Diminish your own inadequacies through the belittling of those that are more accomplished.
10. Make people feel as if they shouldn’t try to do something simply because they don’t do it the way that you like.
10. Can't fucking count. Post odd and vague blogs that no one can understand to make yourself seem to be mysterious and special.
