The Isolation Diaries

Good morning Cageophiles ( maybe I should rethink that one)

hope you are all safe and well in the hellscape.

Due to the reduced number of infected about here these days I thought I would talk a bit about something else, the robo-domme.  Note this is not an attack on findommes or dommes who look for tribute.  It’s more of a notice to stay aware.

These insidious creatures have been around a while and some may not be all robot.  Reports indicate they maybe half robot half Nigerian prince.

As a sub Male I am keenly aware of the risks, and some are more convincing than others.  If you aren’t careful they will consume your funds as they subside on a diet of money and amazon vouchers.

So how do you spot these amazon hungry monsters?

they are pretty easy to clock, but if you are inexperienced on the internets or speaking to real people while in a sexually available frame of mind you can be caught out.

here is how to spot them;

Thier introduction, normally it will be straight to business along the lines of “do you wish to serve goddess as submissive”  note the poor grammar and lack of personality   This is because robo-domme is unable to emote or think like a real Person.  You can’t show personality if you don’t have one.

another big tell is that within normally 2 or 3 messages they will ask for a tribute.  Now I am aware that there are dommes who do look for tribute, however again it comes to how it’s brought up “ you give me tribute and serve”  again note the caveman like language, and there has been no attempt to understand who you are as a sub or a person or show who they are as a person.

there are many other tells but I’m working and can only type so much before I start getting emails from my boss telling me to get back to work.

if you like I will do a second part on how to deal with them and protect yourself from these evil decepticons.

How do cagerinios,

it’s been a looooong time since I posted here, and this will be written as if you were all waiting with baited breathe for my return, which of coarse you have been.

The reason for my absence I hear you ask?

Well as you may well have been aware we moved to a new bunker complex and due to the ongoing zombie apocalypse we have been without internet access for about 2 months.  You have no idea what suffering is until you need to entertain 2 young kids who can’t leave the house without any interwebs.

more good news is that in Scotland we are winging the way against the infected.  

not much else to say but will post more sooooon.

Happy Friday cagebots,

big things happened today, house is now paid for...so that’s something.

Also had a bit of an odd experience last night.  I experienced what can best be described as a drygasam...Think it’s got summit to do with my don’t go mental pills.  Anyone else know why I’m talking about? It’s hard to explain, kinda coming without out actually comming?  Anyways probably over sharing again.

anyways that’s all for today, till next time...may the force be with you, always.

Hello fellow cagebots,

been a rough start to the working day...3 hours to get into my system.  Fighting with IT trolls, thankfully all my years fantasy war gaming gave me the experience I needed to defeat these fell creatures.  So eventually I have become a productive member of the workforce again.

The wasteland is quiet again, moving in just over a week...’citing.

not much else to say, til next time and remember all work and no play makes monkey a bad boy.

Hello fellow cagerinos,

I trust you are all in good health.  Going on from yesterday’s blog there was surprisingly little feedback. I take this as a good thing as I must be like the cage equivalent of Mary Poppins, though not quite as good a singer.  So, for the moment the profile will stay as is.

Anyways, onto to the important stuff.  In the wasteland things are quieting down.  Moving to the new bunker complex on the 25th.  We’ve also been able to get supplies in without a body count, which is nice.

not much else, anyways,

till next time, remember a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Hi fellow cage dwellers,

A little break from the reports from the wasteland.  

I kinda feel it’s time to freshen up my profile a bit, for no other reason than I just fancy a wee change.

So I figured, on account of my obvious lack of imagination and creativity, also the need for a bit of a ego stroking I would enlist the aid of you fine folks.

So if you would like to help mould a new and improved profile for a bad monkey this is what you can do.

Let me know what you like about my profile, let me know what could be done differently and if you have any suggestions on how to improve my profile.

I will also accept you telling me to fuck off and to stop being so egotistical, I’m too self absorbed to take any real offence anyways.

Anyways till next time and remember, if it bleeds, we can kill it.

Evening cage dwellers.

i hope you are all well.

im pleased to report that there seems to be a reduction in the number of infected about these parts.  Not much to do with the social distancing, I’ve just been busy with the purge.  A virus can’t spread to a dead body, though my back garden is beginning to smell a bit.

In other news I was finally able to get hold of my don’t go mental pills.  Good thing is, I won’t go mental bad thing is I am not able to shoot my bolt despite having an increased drive.  Might be a bit of an over share there.

Nothing else to report from the wasteland. 

till next time, stay safe and remember, what is best in life?

Hello fellow denzines of the cage.

Its been a while since I last updated you all on how things are going in the wasteland.  Works beginning to pick up again and got my pills finally so been a bit tired.

hopefully nobody has succumbed to the dreaded horseman of the covid and we are keeping sustained on all your tasty and nutritious neighbours.

Ive not been up to much, just building an empire on the shattered skulls of my enemies and toilet paper thieves.

hopefully the next update will be as long, till next time...stay safe and play safer.

How do fellow people of the cage.

It’s been a few days since my last update from the wastelands.  I’m pleased to report that I am still here.  

The reason for my absence? Well as you know supplies have been a bit thin on the ground, and while most supermarkets are well stocked, they are also besieged by hordes of infected.  This has led to an issue when it comes to getting enough nutrients.  So I have had to find a new source of food.  

After a quick search of the internet I found the answer, long pig.

There’s plenty of it about, and it will last a while with the correct storage and refrigeration.  It’s also quite a versatile meat, and not at all unpleasant (it can be quite conversational).

Anyways if anyone else is struggling for food let me know and I’ll put up a recipe in the next couple of days.

till next time, stay safe.

How do folks, 

We are all well and nobody has been zombied over night.

Not a massive update from the wastelands, currently preparing to more to a more secure location in the next month all being well.  So slowly packing up essentials.  Not told the neighbours yet, don’t want to compromise the safety of the new compound.

I’ve already had to put down the occupants at number 10, not because they were infected, they just really fucking annoyed me so figured it was time for a purge.  Gave them plenty of warning, played the alarms and everything.  It’s there own fault, shouldn’t have bought that extra packet of toilet paper.  

Nothing else to report, and again I’m thankful that, I’m the words of Eddie Veddor “Oh I, Oh I’m still Alive”

till next time stay safe, stay alive.