First I know I am not a bad friend but I done fucked up.
Story: Yesterday my wonderful, caring, and generous female boss asked a favor of me. Her dryer is broken so she was drying her clothes at the facility, they were not dry yet. So she asked me if I could bag them up and put them in her office when done. No problem right?
Well I am horrible at remembering to check the laundry... so of course my procrastinating ass doesn’t check the dryer until an hour or so from the end of my shift.... still not dry....run them again. End of shift, dryers done, check it, still not dry....shit!
Shift change with my male coworker, I said “hey these are the boss’s clothes, they are on their third run in the dryer, when they are done please bag them up”
He says “ No problem, I will fold them when they are done.” Aww isn’t that fuckin sweet. “I truly don’t think that’s necessary or expected, just please put them in the bag”
Right well the fucking sweetheart didn’t listen.
So this morning my boss comes on to work to her laundry all neatly folded on top of the dryer. And of course out of a load of only dresses and blouses.... there is one pair of panties... and of course their period panties!!! Which would have been fine if it was me, as I am a female and understand these things.
Well needless to say my poor boss was mortified and I’m a shitty friend for enabling a very embarrassing moment in her day/life.
So now I have the whole hour ride home to think about how I caused such embarrassment for such a kindhearted person.
Dick move Knotti....
Much love everyone
