Dark bits.

I had to look the word up. Is that a deal breaker?

SNAPPLE FUN FACT: 

A sapiosexual can be dumb as a brick. 

I have an IQ of 145 (for the purposes of this gag). I get hard just thinking about dumb blondes. 😅 

So if you're a dumb blonde sapiosexul, hit me up!

On another note, I've developed a new language that is a series of grunts, clicks and whale songs. I based it on an algorithm that was first used to decode parts of the Rosetta stone. I've named my new language, but the word can't be spelled with letters. I will be speaking 🔊[audio below] and only speaking 🔊[audio below] from now on. 

Are you wet yet?

Stand by the open window.

framed in moonlight,  clothed only in silence and shadow. 

The cool night air plays on bare flesh, drinking in your heat.

Shiver.

              widen your.    stance.

                          Let it in.

I prepare the table.

Fresh bamboo sheets, luminous.

Shedding light.

You too are luminous in my dark.

Shedding need. 

The anticipation of you tickles the throat but

I hide my thirst from you. 

Silk ties. black. blue. red.

Striped. New, fresh. untouched.

Placed on the perfect sheets.

Our table is set.

Almost.

The flogger. Black and Red. Braided. 

Intertwined.

As pleasure and pain are intertwined.

My hand finds you

wet with hunger. 

I can feel the weight of your need

to fall forwad. To fall into me for release.

But you are my good girl and you wait...

to be continued. 

AND SERPENT MAKES THREE
And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes … she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat; and she gave also unto her husband with her, and he did eat.
And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked.
- Genesis 3:6-7

“You smell different.” Adam sniffed Eve's hair. His breath was heavy, like the horned unnamed beasts that made their homes in the grasses of the garden. Eve smiled and laid a hand on Adam’s stomach. They were lying on a bed of moss, bathing in starlight. The night air felt delicious on her fevered skin - a balm applied to their heated exertions.
The stars where beautiful but her thoughts were elsewhere tonight. With Adam’s seed still wet upon her thighs, Eve’s mind turned to the Tree, and the things she had done while Serpent had pressed her against the hard roots.

I smell of serpent, and sweat and sex, she thought.

The sweetness of the fruit and the salt of Serpent both lay heavy on her tongue. Her nipples stiffened at the memory of the taste. With Serpent pushing into her and her teeth sinking into the soft flesh of the fruit, Eve’s entire body had been drowning in pleasure. Serpent had covered her with his body, pressing her to the ground, and all her body shook against him. His thick member had pinned her to the ground, otherwise she was certain she’d have flown away, scattered to the heavens.

Adam nuzzled her, and Eve remembered where she was.
“Do I? Is it unpleasant,”
“Unpleasant? What do you mean?” Adam did not understand.

He does not know unpleasant, Eve remembered. She kissed Adam’s chest and let her lips rest on his nipple.

He cannot weigh, cannot judge. The thought saddened her and for a moment Eve forgot the memory of her pleasures.

“I met Serpent today. I was bathing in the river, and he was there, staring at me.”

“Oh?” Adam closed his eyes, letting the warm breeze wash over him. “I have not seen the creature since I named him. All other creatures I have seen in the Garden, but not him.”

“Well, I saw him and he saw me,” Eve breathed. The same warm breeze kissed her breasts and she shivered, reminded of Serpent’s hot breath. Adam’s eyes were still closed. Eve quickly raised the forbidden fruit to her mouth and softly bit into its flesh. The juice flooded her mouth, but she did not swallow.

Instead, she slid her head down Adam’s chest, stopping only when her lips rested on his cock. Liquid light spilled from her mouth and onto his flesh. He moaned and his member became instantly rigid. Eve smiled and swallowed the rest of the juice. She let her tongue run over the top of the head and it seemed to swell more than ever. Still, it was nothing compared to Serpent’s. The memory of being taken in the dust, of Serpents hard flesh pinning her to the ground made Eve squirm, and she began teasing herself with her free hand.

“He showed me something wonderful.” She took Adam into her mouth then, marveling at the hardness and the eat of thing. There is power here.
Adam’s hips bucked and he sucked in his breath. “Everything is wonderful,” he moaned. Eve released his cock and laughed. “You have no idea, husband.” She kissed his cock one more time and sat up, her legs straddling Adam’s waist, her womanhood rubbing lazily against his shaft. Eve admired her legs. They were soft and taut at the same time.
“Yes, everything is wonderful.” Eve felt wetness and heat. She slowly wriggled her way up, and gently began to slide rub herself against Adam’s chin and she once again felt the stirring of desire. It was only an echo of what she had experienced earlier, but was no less welcome for it.

Behind Adam, Eve saw the Serpent appear from the darkness. He was smiling and he was hard. As far as Eve knew, he was always hard.

Eve placed the fruit against Adam’s lips, holding it there only with her pelvis.

“What is this?”

Serpent approached and stood just behind Adam’s head. His rigid cock pointed at Eve, but it was a tease. He was too far away for her to do anything.
She pushed herself forward a little, and felt the roundness of the fruit pressing into her, making her shudder.

“Taste,” Eve whispered. She arched her back slightly and her hand found Adam’s cock. She stroked him, her eyes never leaving Serpent. “Taste,” Eve repeated.

The air was heavy with the sweetness of the fruit, the fragrance of Eve, and the scent of Serpent all at once. Adam moaned. “This fruit is forbidden. You know it is death to eat.”

Adam’s cock was slick with its own juice and slid easily against Eve’s hand. She increased the arch of her back, until the silhouette of their bodies became a broken bow. Still her eyes stayed fixed on the Serpent. He was stroking himself, his hand a blur in the night. Eve saw his thick cock glisten in the starlight.

“It is not death,” Eve whispered. “It is desire.” The fruit felt rough and warm against her lips. Eve reveled in it. “Taste husband.” It is not death, but rather the taste of desire.

Serpent smiled and took a step closer. Eve knew she spoke the truth, but she left much unsaid. Her hips started to gyrate, but her eyes focused on Serpent and his hand. Her tongue peeked out, wet with invitation and promise.

“Taste,” she urged. Her womanhood pressed against the fruit and rolled it over Adam’s lips. Her hand kept working Adam’s shaft. It felt thick in her hand, but it was Serpents large cock that filled her vision.

“God has forbidden.” Adam used his hips to push his cock into Eve’s hand.

Eve pinched her nipple with her other hand, sending a small shock of pleasure to join the stronger ones. She was losing herself, her pussy slipping over the fruit. She felt it bump against Adam’s nose. “T-t-taste,” she whimpered. “Taste and come with me, flesh of my flesh.” Eve was unsure if her words were meant for Adam or Serpent. Both.

Her gaze was one of pure hunger. Serpent’s cock was beautiful. Eve remembered how it felt, hot like some gorgeous, springy rock that had been baked in the sun. She ached to feel the return of its heat.
Adam moaned. “God knows. God Watches.”
Her thighs shook with every thrust. Eve stopped playing with Adam’s cock and grabbed his face between her hands. Serpent moaned and hissed. He took another step, and now his cock was only inches from Eve’s mouth.
“Taste.”
“Are you sure,” Adam whispered?
Eve took the fruit and placed it against his mouth. When he bit into it, she screamed.

Then Serpent was there, his cock working its way furiously down her throat, even as Adam feasted. She felt Adam’s lips and tongue sliding against her in delicious counterpoint to her Serpent’s thrusts. Her hands encircled Serpent’s waist, helping her balance herself between the two creatures, leaving Adam to thrust into the air in frustration and lust. His mouth firmly against her, and Eve felt herself pressing against him as waves of pleasure gripped her.
Serpent took Eve’s head in his hands, taking his pleasure in her mouth. Eve’s eyes stayed fixed on him, she was lost in the dual pleasures of being pleased and pleasing.
Serpent roared as he came, but neither Eve nor Adam heard. They were lost.

This is the second chapter of a work in progress. It's the first time I've tried recording my voice for any extended period of time.  You can read the first chapter of "Bible Erotica," where Serpent seduces Eve, somewhere in the last 10 or so blog posts.  

Enjoy (hopefully).

P.S. There will be abrupt pauses etc. as I deal with unruly dogs and Jehova Witnesses.

PPS.  SO I learned that there's a time limit. Had to stop the recording before the chapter was finished. 

If people want to keep listening, I'll post another snippet later. 

For you shallow perverts who just like to get off as much as possible, do you give good phone?

Have you had any horrible phone sex?

What do you like about it?

What do you hate about?

Why do I care?

And for the record, I give great phone. 

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"Grab your ankles, whore. Leave the panties."

(Spank with last month's issue of AARP)

Face down on the bed. 

legs spread.

hair damp. 

hands tied. 

Daddy inside.

"Turn on CNN "

Vanilla.

is a funny thing. 

You may decide to spend $5 on a hand job. To the casual observer, who also happens to be a pervert, it would seem that you believe a handjob is more valuable than the 5 dollars in your pocket. 

But, if someone were to offer you $1,000,000 or 200,000 hand jobs, you'd probably take the money.

Similarly, the guy who's giving you the hand job believes your 5 dollars is a better value than the service he provides.  But, if you gave him the opportunity to commit to giving 200,000 hand jobs for $1,000,000 dollars,  he'd probably say no.

None of this explains why I put 5 dollars in the vacation Jar every time I jack off, but it's interesting. 

p.s. trigger warning