6 years ago. November 11, 2017 at 11:07 PM
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it.
It upset me so much when I lost my thesaurus I was lost for words
Some one keeps ringing me and singing Prince Charming & Stand And Deliver down the phone, I keep telling them to f**k off but he's Adamant....
My dog can lick his own balls! ......I don't care how much he makes those puppy dog eyes at me...
Heard about the new Viagra 'Eye drops'? They don't do anything just make you look hard
