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6 years ago. November 8, 2017 at 8:30 PM

Just a few jokes I like ..

my neighbour has had 35 concussions, he lives very close...in fact he's just a stones throw away

 

Anyone who say's Onions are the Only Veg that make you Cry has never been Hit in the face with a turnip...

 

My boyfriend suffers from premature ejaculation.Bad news , but I took it on the chin

 


Dated a blind guy the other night, but it's not going anywhere. He's a nice man and all that, not much of a looker though...

 

got my test results back this morning and is shocked to find I've been diagnosed with OCD. I rang the doctors nineteen times to check if they're correct.

 

 

Chrisxo - Haha thanks for the chuckles.
6 years ago
Miss Magdalena​(sub female){FreeSpirit} - The turnip to the face had me rolling.
6 years ago
Villanelle​(staff) - cute!
6 years ago
Sage - Thank goodness!
6 years ago
Bunnie - ?... thank you ?
6 years ago

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