5 years ago. September 18, 2019 at 12:01 AM
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
My friend said I could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!
what's the hardest part when making skimmed milk? Throwing the cow across the lake
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you… You have my Word
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments
