4 years ago. May 26, 2020 at 2:01 AM
The red queen shouted, "off with her tits" to the card soldiers and they carted me away to the dark dungeon to await my mock trial. There my mind ran wild. Will any be spared? Will they take it all? Once I get away from the queen and her court, I will hop aboard my pirate ship. I'll sail from Wonderland to the Caribbean on oceans so blue. The waves will take the pain from me and I'll rule as a gypsy pirate.
