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Bacon, Idolatry and other such Sacrilege.

Sometimes my mind forgets that it’s encased inside my skull.

Ramblings, stories and random absurdity brought to you from the writer of “1001 Uses for Hoarded Toilet Paper” and “I’m Willing to Bet $10 Jesus Christ was from Outer Space” and many other books, papers, and requisition forms you’ve never heard of. Read at your own personal peril, laugh a bit, cringe a lot and visit often!
4 years ago. May 10, 2020 at 4:35 PM

Fuck…daddy…unf…fu…ohh…mmmm…oh daddy you fuck me soooo fucking good!

 


You like that baby girl? You like feeling daddy’s big fucking cock inside your fucking cunt?!!

 


God yes daddy, please keep fucking me…don’t ever stop fucking me…please daddy?!!

 


That’s my good little fucking whore…mmmm…I love hearing you moan like a little slut in heat.

 


Daddy…I want you to choke me daddy…please fucking choke your baby girl.

 


Don’t ask me that baby doll.

 


Please daddy…I want you to choke me…I need to feel your hands around my neck while you’re fucking my little cunt.

 


Baby, no.

 


Daddy…please…I’m begging you…I want to cum…please choke me daddy…pleeeaaasseee…

 


What have I told you about asking for things that you don’t really want?

 


But daddy…I really REALLY need it…please do it daddy…choke my neck while you fuck my cunny!!!

 


I’m not going to do that princess…stop asking.

 


Do it daddy…do it now.

 


No.

 


*slaps daddy in the face…hard.***

 


You little fucking cunt. What the fuck is wrong with you?!!!

 


I want you to do it daddy…stop being gentle with me and fucking choke me now! 

*attempts to slap daddy again***

 


*Grabs baby by the wrist***

You really fucking want it? If that’s what you want then I’ll fucking give it to you you little fucking spoiled bitch!!!

*twists baby’s arm behind her back and grabs her by the throat***

 

Oh god daddy that’s it…choke your little fucking baby girl!

 


*tightens grip***

Remember what I said? Be careful what you wish for…I told you never to ask me for this but you just had to fucking have it…so how do you fucking like it now cunt???

*squeezes harder***

 


D…da…I…ca…bre…da…da…ugh..da…pl…st…yo…hu…ing…m…

 


What’s that bitch…I can’t fucking hear you…I bet you fucking love it now huh…you little goddamn whore!!!

*squeezes baby even harder***

 


…da… *choking sounds***

 


You always have to learn the hard way don’t you you little cunt! I bet you won’t ask again though, huh?!!!

*thrusts madly into baby’s fuck-hole…deep…hard…and without ANY regard***

 


*loses consciousness…fade to black***


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