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Bacon, Idolatry and other such Sacrilege.
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April 2021
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Apr 13, 2021, 2:37 AM •
Using bacon in modern surgery: History & Technique
June 2020
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Jun 15, 2020, 2:12 AM •
Be like Spike: Do the right thing.
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Jun 8, 2020, 2:21 AM •
Writing without purpose: Illegal verbal prostitution.
June 2020
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Jun 5, 2020, 12:42 PM •
Insemination: For the breeding fanatics.
June 2020
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Jun 5, 2020, 12:22 AM •
Masterpiece Saga: Peanut Butter - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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Jun 2, 2020, 9:17 PM •
Black Lives Matter.
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Jun 2, 2020, 5:27 PM •
Free advice: $39.95
May 2020
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May 27, 2020, 3:25 AM •
March of the daphodile.
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May 23, 2020, 11:37 PM •
I keep a stiff upper hip and I shoot from the lip.
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May 22, 2020, 10:34 PM •
Duck the ducking mother duckers.
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May 21, 2020, 12:26 PM •
Here’s to you Mrs Robinson: Jesus is taking the evening off.
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May 20, 2020, 7:16 PM •
Shape of You Saga: SoullessCorpse - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 20, 2020, 4:18 PM •
Masterpiece Saga: Damage Control - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 20, 2020, 2:21 AM •
Masterpiece Saga: Esther’s Folly - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 19, 2020, 5:39 PM •
Masterpiece Saga: Sergeant Pepper - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 19, 2020, 12:27 AM •
The Tire Lady: Dream Sequence Part 1
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May 18, 2020, 9:33 PM •
Masterpiece Saga: Cow and Piggy - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 18, 2020, 7:26 PM •
Acts of Sadism: Bladder torture over the electric wire.
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May 18, 2020, 11:05 AM •
Circumstantial Relevance: Long Distance Hanky Panky
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May 18, 2020, 10:49 AM •
See yourself through the looking glass in my eyes.
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May 17, 2020, 10:46 PM •
Masterpiece Saga: Baking the Proverbial Bun - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 17, 2020, 12:41 AM •
Masterpiece Saga: Purpose - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 15, 2020, 11:28 AM •
Masterpiece Saga: Violation - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 14, 2020, 12:58 AM •
Today’s message has been brought to you by the letter “L.”
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May 13, 2020, 3:31 AM •
Masterpiece Saga: Training Begins - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 12, 2020, 5:56 PM •
Masterpiece Saga: Introductions - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 12, 2020, 11:55 AM •
Masterpiece Saga: The Plan - WARNING, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.
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May 11, 2020, 10:44 PM •
Helloooo Mithter Penith, how’r you tuhdayyy?
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May 11, 2020, 8:02 PM •
Today’s message is brought to you by the letter “B.”
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May 11, 2020, 5:38 PM •
Anthony and Fran: An Invitation to Dinner (Revised and complete)
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May 11, 2020, 3:36 PM •
Monday: Sentiment as an afterthought to homicide.
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May 10, 2020, 4:35 PM •
Be careful what you wish for: A Tale of Sadism.
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May 10, 2020, 12:40 PM •
Today’s message is brought to you by the letter “C.”
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May 10, 2020, 3:57 AM •
I should have stopped at Taco Bell for just one last Chalupa.
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May 9, 2020, 11:43 PM •
Something Real. Something Good.
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May 9, 2020, 8:07 PM •
Nothing is Everything but Everything is Nothing.
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May 9, 2020, 2:23 PM •
Breaking Point: Testing the maximum load capacity of a domestic daisy.
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May 9, 2020, 11:19 AM •
A Nightmare on Elm Street on Friday the 13th is just Child’s Play for a Hell Raiser like me.
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May 9, 2020, 11:01 AM •
Today’s message is brought to you by the letter “G.”
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May 8, 2020, 11:39 PM •
Memo from the office of the Grand Inquisitor General, district 44, Marexx 3: Regarding recent literary atrocities.
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May 8, 2020, 4:22 PM •
Zolar and Blorg: A funny thing happened on the way back from Gorlax. - REVISED
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May 8, 2020, 4:36 AM •
Change my Handle: A contest for submissives.
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May 7, 2020, 11:48 PM •
Today’s message has been brought to you by the letter “Z.”
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May 6, 2020, 2:00 PM •
Sir Master King Daddy the 3rd: Ridiculous honoraries that have not been earned and when to chill the fuck out 101.
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May 6, 2020, 2:17 AM •
The longing of the Professional Pickle-Jar Lid Remover: Just another in a long list of torments.
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May 5, 2020, 9:46 PM •
The Polyamory I believe in: Golden Eggs for all the Geese.
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May 5, 2020, 8:04 PM •
Today’s message has been brought to you by the letter “R.”
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May 5, 2020, 12:47 PM •
Life and Times of an Eggplant: Now that’s a Party.
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May 4, 2020, 3:26 PM •
Know your whore: Dollars or Daisys, Affection or Infliction.
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May 4, 2020, 1:52 PM •
This Fat Man’s contribution: Cooking is my art - Part 2
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May 4, 2020, 1:26 PM •
This Fat Man’s contribution: Cooking is my art.
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May 4, 2020, 10:56 AM •
Sensors have indicated that you may be drowning. If you would like to be rescued please say “yes.” Otherwise say “no” to be removed from our list of concerns.
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May 4, 2020, 12:45 AM •
“Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers and me.”
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May 3, 2020, 5:26 PM •
Sacrifice.
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May 3, 2020, 3:41 PM •
The Bane of the Professional Pickle-Jar Lid Remover
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May 3, 2020, 12:35 AM •
Anthony & Fran: Part 1 - RadioShack
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May 2, 2020, 12:41 PM •
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. *Removes skull cap to expose pink matter*
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May 2, 2020, 2:06 AM •
Everything in the Universe is under your pillow: Go brush your teeth.
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May 1, 2020, 11:17 PM •
Capital Dom: Who’s in your trollop? Snooze, you lose.
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May 1, 2020, 7:27 PM •
Horror-Erotica fans ASSEMBLE!!! All others should just mill about until after the story.
April 2020
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Apr 30, 2020, 9:31 PM •
We’re sorry, the commitment you’ve dialed is no longer in service. Please hang up and dial again.
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Apr 30, 2020, 9:08 AM •
Life 2.0 - When she don’t want you no mo - Drink a beer, call her a bitch and move on.
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Apr 29, 2020, 8:51 PM •
“Thank you, sir! May I have another?” - A lesson in punishment: Proper Etiquette
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Apr 28, 2020, 7:31 PM •
Little Demon Dolly: $50 or best offer, serious inquiries only, 867-5309 - ask about free shipping - ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS.
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Apr 27, 2020, 7:12 PM •
Necessity being the mother of invention, just grow a damn uterus already!
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Apr 27, 2020, 12:45 AM •
ASIA 2.0 - How to properly stick your penis into a toaster oven: Methodology
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Apr 27, 2020, 12:17 AM •
Today we will observe the Dominant human male in his natural habitat...please do not feed the ape descendants.
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Apr 26, 2020, 11:52 AM •
Next Level Role Playing: Today we will be doing an Indiana Jones/Laura Croft mash up...get your gear.
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Apr 26, 2020, 11:04 AM •
Good Morning: We shall go forth and hunt the illusive Zipperumpazoo with our good friend Professor Wormbog as soon as you finish your cornflakes.
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Apr 26, 2020, 3:16 AM •
Rule Number 1: The level of absurdity in the title is a direct correlation to the intriguing nature of the content.
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Apr 26, 2020, 2:36 AM •
Unwind with Dr. Daddy Doo Dah Day the Third.
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Apr 25, 2020, 1:25 PM •
Dirty (This title is completely contaminated rubbish)
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Apr 25, 2020, 12:46 PM •
The Torment of a Professional Pickle-Jar Lid Remover: Part 1
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Apr 25, 2020, 12:39 PM •
“I don’t know where Im’a gonna go when the volcano blow.”
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Apr 25, 2020, 4:21 AM •
The author of this blog is completely full of shit and 75 to 97 percent of these writings are pulled entirely from thin air and published for shameless attention.
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Apr 25, 2020, 4:13 AM •
When all you have left is to cry...Advice from Mickey at Janet’s Liquor store, Lower Bronx, NY, USA (across from the bowling alley)
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Apr 25, 2020, 4:02 AM •
I dropped my PB&J in a pile of horseshit.
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Apr 25, 2020, 3:16 AM •
Welcome to Hell...please try the 1200° hot tub.
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Apr 25, 2020, 3:11 AM •
Pussy.
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Apr 25, 2020, 3:08 AM •
Dessert before dinner?
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Apr 25, 2020, 3:06 AM •
Ghosts
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Apr 25, 2020, 3:04 AM •
Listen up bitch.
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Apr 25, 2020, 2:59 AM •
How to remove feelings - dedicated to K
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Apr 25, 2020, 2:51 AM •
Pathetic Little Cuquean
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Apr 25, 2020, 2:47 AM •
Insomnia