1 year ago. October 30, 2022 at 11:07 AM
### Results from [Not The BDSM Test
98% Pocket lint
96% Cuff unbuckler
95% Objectivist
92% Astrology researcher
91% COBOL programmer
87% Cherry swallower
81% WD40 specialist
75% Flowerpot
70% Cat fluffer
68% Chocolate worshipper
65% Unicorn
54% Eater of foods
50% Fire breather
43% Flat-earth dweller
35% Flogging proponent
34% Elitist swimmer
32% Walrus
31% Fake cousin
29% Conspiracy theorist
26% Transistor
24% Tick tack toe grand master
22% AAA battery
20% Two-headed chicken
13% Chronic butthurt sufferer
0% Diurnal night owl
Go to Not The BDSM Test v.2 to [see my results][https://not-the-bdsmtest.bedroomlan.org/#2.-1058604726].