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You never argue with a woman.
You dicker.

Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:45 am • 477 Replies • 121962 Views

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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.


It's a Shitzu

Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:10 pm • 477 Replies • 121962 Views

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Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...

Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:27 pm • 477 Replies • 121962 Views

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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:26 pm • 477 Replies • 121962 Views

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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.


There would be mass confusion!

Fri Jul 10, 2020 9:05 pm • 477 Replies • 121962 Views

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?


Run...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth!

Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:24 pm • 477 Replies • 121962 Views

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Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.

Mr. Smith was looking ov ...

Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:50 pm • 477 Replies • 121962 Views

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Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds,

Poor bastard!

Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:55 pm • 477 Replies • 121962 Views

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Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer.
He said to himself, "Well since I'm going to have a farm, I might as well have animals on it."
So the doctor got in his ...

Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:09 pm • 477 Replies • 121962 Views

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A young boy just passed his driver's licenses test.
He wanted to use his father's car, his father said: "clean up your act, bring your grades up and cut your hair I will let you have the car".
A fe ...

Thu Jun 25, 2020 3:20 pm • 477 Replies • 121962 Views