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A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to say one thing... they keep saying 'Hi, we’re hot... do you ...

Sat May 30, 2020 2:33 pm • 477 Replies • 135156 Views

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A Yorkshire man's beloved wife passed away.

He went to the headstone maker to sort out the stone for her grave. Being a devout man, he decided the inscription should read 'She was thine'. The stone ...

Sat May 30, 2020 2:28 pm • 477 Replies • 135156 Views

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@ToadRoad
You're gunna have to explain that one
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Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife but couldn't keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her well.

Peter, Peter pump ...

Sat May 30, 2020 2:17 pm • 477 Replies • 135156 Views

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Cinderella wants to go to another ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everythin ...

Sat May 30, 2020 2:03 pm • 477 Replies • 135156 Views

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Little red riding hood was walking through the forest and saw the wolf hiding in the grass.
She said what big ears you have and he says the better to hear you with then he runs off...
Then she sees ...

Fri May 29, 2020 10:22 pm • 477 Replies • 135156 Views

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The big bad wolf said to little red riding hood "unbutton your blouse and let me suck your tits" fuck off she replied as she tugged down her pantie's "eat me like the fuckin book says"

Fri May 29, 2020 10:14 pm • 477 Replies • 135156 Views

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When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Fri May 29, 2020 10:04 pm • 477 Replies • 135156 Views

What is one question that turns you off to a potential?

I have 3 things that just make me hit delete.

hi i read your profile - That's nice, move along
Can I have a Picture - Sure! go to google and type in pictures, don't forget to hit the go butt ...

Thu May 28, 2020 10:45 pm • 126 Replies • 41155 Views

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My roommate started dating twins.

I asked him how he manages to tell them apart.

He said: "Well Stacy is blonde...

and Brian has a dick"

Thu May 28, 2020 3:17 pm • 477 Replies • 135156 Views

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A family checks into a hotel.

The father goes to the front desk and says: "I hope the porn is disabled."

The guy at the desk answers: "No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck."

Thu May 28, 2020 3:17 pm • 477 Replies • 135156 Views