Corrupt A Wish

Jolene​(sub female)​{PapaBear} • Apr 8, 2020

Granted: But humanity refuses to help itself.

I wish I could sing like a professional

Sammi Babi UwU​(sub female) • Apr 8, 2020

Granted. You sing like a professional diver, underwater.

I wish I could fly

Duke Montefort​(dom male) • Apr 8, 2020

Granted you can fly, but you are fine 1,000,000 dollars every time you fly. Air traffic control doesn't like you.






I wish I had a successful Career

esmeralda​(masochist female) • Apr 8, 2020

Granted: you have a successful career at cleaning toilets ! And you are very popular, every time a toilet is clogged up, they call you!!!!!


I wish I could have conversations with animals

skyrich​(dom male)​{rottenbrat} • Apr 8, 2020

Granted: You can talk with the animals. But all they want to talk about is how stupid humans are.

I wish I could leave this rock and find intelligent life elsewhere in the universe.

Jolene​(sub female)​{PapaBear} • Apr 8, 2020

Granted: They probe you whenever you're in the same room together.

I wish I could cook well

skyrich​(dom male)​{rottenbrat} • Apr 8, 2020

Oooo... twisted, Jolene, twisted.

skyrich​(dom male)​{rottenbrat} • Apr 8, 2020

"I wish I could cook well "
Granted: You are an amazing cook. Everyone loves everything you make. Except you. You can't stand any of it.

I wish tomorrow will be better than today.

AKittenforSir​(sub female)​{JohnBond} • Apr 8, 2020

Granted: tomorrow will be better but every day after will get progressively worse.

I wish I had a pet panda

Calico​(switch female) • Apr 9, 2020

Granted but it is invisible (only you can see it) and everyone thinks you're crazy.


I wish I could learn any language in a day