Mr E(dom male)
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4 years ago •
Jun 6, 2020
A tortoise is mugged by two slugs. Later, the police find him, looking shocked and confused.
"What happened, sir?" ask the Police. The tortoise shrugs. "I don't know," he said. "It all happened so fast!" |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
Jun 6, 2020
I'm proud to announce I've started cage fighting!!
I won my 1st fight last night.... budgie never knew what hit him.... |
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Badgirlblues(dom male)
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4 years ago •
Jun 6, 2020
A (straight) priest and a rabbi....
A priest and a rabbi find themselves sitting next to one another on a flight from NY to LA. They start chatting, getting friendly. The priest says, 'Rabbi, now I know you're not supposed to eat pork, I've heard it's even considered a sin in your religion, but tell me. Have you ever indulged? I promise to keep it a secret." The Rabbi turns around, notices no one is paying attention, and says, "well, Father, just between you and me, every once in a while I like to eat a thick sandwich of ham and cheese-with LOTS of mayo". Then the Rabbi winks. 15 minutes go buy. The Rabbi says, "OK, my turn. Just between you and me, I know about the vows and the celibacy thing, but have you ever had REALLY hot sex with a woman? My lips are sealed." The priest looks around, moves closer to the Rabbi, and whispers, "OK, Rabbi, here's the deal. I have this really erotic -- wow, I'm shaking already -- young lady in L.A. That's where I'm headed now in fact. " The priest winks at the Rabbi. The Rabbi looks around, lowers his voice, and smiles: "And I bet it's a WHOLE LOT better than a ham and cheese sandwich."
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
Jun 7, 2020
Does anyone want to buy a 60" Plasma TV $50 ?
The volume button doesn't work but for that price you cant turn it down |
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John Brownstone(dom male)
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4 years ago •
Jun 7, 2020
How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.... |
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4 years ago •
Jun 8, 2020
The sign said breakfast served anytime.
I ordered my eggs over easy during the Early Renaissance. |
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tallslenderguy(other male)
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4 years ago •
Jun 8, 2020
lmao, love it Joeys.
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tallslenderguy(other male)
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4 years ago •
Jun 8, 2020
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-porn, you sick bastard.
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
Jun 8, 2020
A cat and a rooster are running around a lake when the cat falls in.
The rooster laughs hysterically. The moral of the story? You can't have a happy cock without a wet pussy. |
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HisHunnyBun(sub female){Taken}
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4 years ago •
Jun 9, 2020
Sorry if someone already posted this one
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts! This ain't no normal blowjob! |
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