Cherry2000(sub female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
my favourite word is drool..it just rolls off my tongue
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SchrodingersDinosaur(switch female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
I'm being difficult but I don't get enough time in to stay caught up on the tread or post silly individual jokes... so a few of my favorites... they are prehystical! *groan*
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken wasn't around yet! Why can't you hear a pterosaur using the bathroom? The p is silent! What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet! What do you call a submissive dinosaur? A pleaseyosaur! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore! How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator? The door won't shut! What came after the dinosaur? It's tail! What does a triceratops sit on? It's tricera-bottom! What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-rex? Lefty! What game does brontosaurus like to play with humans? Squash! |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
3 dinosaurs walk up to a shiny lamp
One of them rubs it, and a mystical blue genie flies out of it! "Hello! I am genie! Since there are 3 of you, you each get 1 wish! "I wish for a large piece of meat!" The first dinosaur said. And so a large slab of meat materialized before his eyes and plopped down in front of him! "I wish for a meat shower!" The second dinosaur said. And so the genie made all different sorts of meats from different animals rain from a small cloud above the dinosaur's head. Not wanting to be outdone by his friends the third dinosaur quickly tries to think of something better. "I wish for a meatier shower!" ouch |
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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3 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
@Delly
"I wish for a meatier shower"... So wrong. in so many ways. It's jest in pun. 
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
back @ Skyrich.. It crossed my mind too
Laughs but I stopped a long time at "I wish for a large piece of meat!" |
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John Brownstone(dom male)
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3 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh??
Ten tickles. |
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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3 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
Well... It's happened. One of my cats jumped up on my desk and broke my henway. I've had that henway for more than 30 years. I've searched online for another henway, and it's just not to be found. I'd planned on willing that henway to my stepchildren. Now, they'll never have a henway like it. it was truly a unique and incredible henway.
What's a henway you ask? About 2 pounds.. why? |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 16, 2020
where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?
somewhere over the rainbow Think about it..I know this joke and I still have to |
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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3 years ago •
Jun 17, 2020
♫ Somewhere overweight people grow up tall
There's a place where they've never heard of cholesterol! Allan Sherman |
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