realfreakydad wrote:
either go to the store or order it on line!
A cool locally owned shop not far from me does the trick as far as self pleasuring toys go, and they carry BDSM paraphernalia too, as for online... not for me, and speaking only for me... because I really don't want the fucking mailman to know what I do when the lights are off.
True they often send this shit in the ubiquitous "plain brown box" but mailmen may look like shit, (the ones around here do anyway) they're not stupid. Certain return addresses are obvious and the merchant's name is often a dead giveaway.
Last thing I need is years from now trying to land that dream job and the asshole hiring boss pulls out some sheet describing what sort of things I like to order.
Believe you me, they research a lot of shit in the H R office before calling your ass in for an interview.
EDIT... and I seriously hope none in here are Postal workers. If so.. sorry.. and a prop for ya, I know "The Postman Rings Twice"-- and some of them really deliver.. Neither snow nor sleet nor dark of night shall keep Peter the postman from his appointed rounds, especially if his route has a happy ending.