DOM DADDY One(dom male)
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3 years ago •
Nov 18, 2021
Sexy “Dad”Jokes
Getting the ball rolling..
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on the chest? Chestnuts? What do you call nuts on the chin? A blow job |
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| DaddyPP(dom male) |
3 years ago •
Nov 19, 2021
For the old geezers..
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40 foot cocktail that wants to reach out and touch someone. |
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SirsBabyDoll(sub female){Pizza+☕}
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3 years ago •
Nov 19, 2021
Having sex in an elevator...
Is wrong on so many levels. What kind of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Kline. |
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Victoria Bell
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3 years ago •
Nov 22, 2021
Instead of " Who' s your daddy " I accidentally said " How's your daddy ?" We put our clothes back on and discussed her father's heart problems.
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| Defender(dom male) |
3 years ago •
Nov 22, 2021
Back in the day, I remember that my sex education merely consisted of the following:
"Sex is boring". "Incest is 'relatively' boring". "Necrophilia is dead boring". Last edited by * on Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:52 pm, edited 1 time in total |
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ButterfliesAndCuffs(sub female){LJ}
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3 years ago •
Nov 22, 2021
Why did the dad get kicked out of the BDSM group?
His pun-ishments were too harsh. |
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| DaddyPP(dom male) |
3 years ago •
Nov 23, 2021
Why is 77 better than 69?
You get 8 more |
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| DaddyPP(dom male) |
3 years ago •
Nov 25, 2021
Why is a pool table gree?
If you had someone racking your balls all day long you would be green too. **obviously if that's what you are into that's not as funny lol |
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Miki(masochist female)
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3 years ago •
Nov 27, 2021
To everyone on this page... No offense, but keep your day jobs.
You have no future on the stage. |
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LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C}
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3 years ago •
Nov 27, 2021
Miki, what if they are employed as joke writers?
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