Corrupt A Wish

Fate • Apr 16, 2020

Granted. But your home is overcome with sand fleas, and you’re allergic. Also, the ocean burps loudly. All night.

I wish I had a self-cleaning house.

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 17, 2020

Granted, but you develop an extreme case of OCD and feel compelled to clean every surface a few dozen times a day.

I wish I had sub who never wavered from pleasing me.

tallslenderguy​(other male) • Apr 17, 2020

I wish I had sub who never wavered from pleasing me.

Granted, but you no longer experience the pleasure of you're power and control because you have an unwavering automaton.

I wish i were independently wealthy.

Bunnie • Apr 17, 2020

Granted... but you can never spend any of it.


I wish I could follow through and finish every project I ever started.

Fate • Apr 17, 2020

Granted, but for every project you finish, ten more get added to your plate.

I wish I had failproof deception detection and the ability to see a person’s true mind and motives.

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 17, 2020

Granted. But the knowledge makes you miserable and you withdraw from society, live with 5 cats, and begin to look at them with suspicion.

I wish I could experience the perfect kiss.

Literate Lycan​(dom male) • Apr 17, 2020

Granted, but the whiskers of his beard always cause you to laugh and it ruins the moment.

I wish I could find peace.

Duke Montefort​(dom male) • Apr 17, 2020

Granted You have found Peace the three legged cat. She sits on your face when you sleep. Demands to be fed 7 times a day, and scratches you 20 times a day. Congratulations loyal servant of peace.


I wish I could alter reality just a little

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 17, 2020

Granted: But all that happens is that your clock is an inch smaller.

I wish I invented viagra

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 17, 2020

your cock is an inch shorter. fucking autocorrect