Miki(masochist female) |
1 year ago •
Oct 26, 2023
1 year ago •
Oct 26, 2023
Miki(masochist female) • Oct 26, 2023
I could write pages but I'll go with the top ones that come to mind.
It takes a bit to genuinely piss me off, so the below events merely serve to frost my little ass. ------------------------------------- So.. John Q. Dickface gets on the elevator I'm riding on, I'm in a kind of short skirt so of course he not-so-furtively looks at my legs, well that's fine. I enjoy being gawked at. .. but then the sonofabitch rips a sharp fart and gets off the damned thing. Yes, of course I couldn't hear it but the evidence was overwhelming, and there were only two of us on the elevator at that time.---- and it gets worse, when I get off, people get on and the stench of his exhausted flatulence was still hanging in the air and they all looked at me. -- That sucked. * * * Or (yes this still happens in 2023) in a long line at the grocery store, and wouldn't you know it, freakin' Ma & Pa Kettle unload their 3 or 4 items at the register ... and proceed to write a fucking check. Of course they're blind as bats even with thick-ass glasses--- so it takes them forever to stare at the check 2 inches from their faces in order to write out the Pay to Order line and the amount. * * * When I was sexually active I'd have guys over for weekends or nights off to, well, y'know, get busy-- Well, one tool decides to get up, take a dump and then use up 3/4 of the fucking roll of paper to wipe his hairy ass.--- and if that weren't bad enough he gets up later to hang a leak, and leaves the damned seat up!! * * * Going down the highway on my way to work, cop has some dude pulled over and is at the window jawing at the speeder.. and all the rest of the assholes on the road slow down. I mean, really? Like the fucking flat-foot is going to drop everything, let that zero go and chase the rest of us down? Come on, people!! * * * Lastly.... Clowns. I mean actual clowns. They don't frost my ass as much as they scare the shit out of me, to this day. I mean.. the worst one of all? Fucking Bozo.. He should have been outlawed. I can't believe they had a TV show long ago intended for kids.. I mean how many wonderful little tykes had nightmares because of that prick. I could go on but walls of text and I don't mix. |
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