Corrupt A Wish

Duke Montefort​(dom male) • Apr 10, 2020

Granted your granted a Minotaur waiter with bulging muscles. He locks you in stocks, his tail spanking you. While he takes your ribeye steak, broccoli, and sautéed potato. Put them in a juicer and grinds them all up. Then has you drink it through a straw.


I wish I could heal all wounds, and cure all diseases with a short prayer.

Duke Montefort​(dom male) • Apr 10, 2020

All right moving myself right along.

Granted but you would be denied access to heaven for you pride.



I wish I could dance in the moonlight with my beloved.

Fate • Apr 10, 2020

Hahahaa! You are quite creative.

Granted, however your beloved turns into a heinous hybrid triad creature who turns 1/3 vampire, 1/3 werewolf and 1/3 elven dwarf when exposed to the light of the moon for more than two minutes. Dance fast!

I wish I could eat eight cheesy beef tacos a day and not gain a pound.

Faters

skyrich​(dom male){rottenbrat} • Apr 10, 2020

Granted, however anything else you eat will cause 100x its weight added to yours. Also, you must eat *exactly* 8 such tacos, or gain weight exponentially.

I wish that the world will remember this pandemic and learn to live together in harmony.

Duke Montefort​(dom male) • Apr 11, 2020

Granted The world remembers the pandemic and the United Nations ban together to prevent further epidemics. The world is now more harmonious. However, an alien race lands and enslaves us all. The pandemic becomes a story of togetherness as we are spread through out the galaxy.




I wish that nature took back our lands.

Justme26 • Apr 11, 2020

Granted, but now we have to live in the oceans

I wish for a cure for insomnia.

Fate • Apr 11, 2020

Granted, scientists have discovered a cure for insomnia but it entails eating nothing but beet-soaked suds and cigars.

I wish I still had my beloved Dom.

Fate • Apr 11, 2020

Granted, scientists have discovered a cure for insomnia but it entails eating nothing but beet-soaked suds and cigars.

I wish I still had my beloved Dom.

Sandulf • Apr 11, 2020

Granted, You now have your beloved Dom, but they are now an angst riddled know it all preteen.

I wish I had a submarine.

skyrich​(dom male){rottenbrat} • Apr 11, 2020

Granted: Your submarine has a screen door.

I wish the politicians, (on both sides of the aisle), would shut up, stop fighting each other and do their job for the good of the people. I also wish that they'd take a pay cut, since they're imposing one on most of us.