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1 year ago •
Mar 11, 2023
1 year ago •
Mar 11, 2023
Art projects
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I don't know if they're still popular, but there used to be little reusable shapes one could use to cover a certain amount of pubic hair while shaving around said shapes. Along with the classic landing strip, I also remember seeing a heart shape.
Depending on any allergies, dying pubic hair a pale pink or baby blue is certainly an idea.
Googly eyes are wonderful for any occasion! You may need some spirit gum to get them to stay, though. It helps to have spirit gum remover handy as well, but that's up to you.
Sparkle party! Just add glitter. Granted, this may itch.
Spoken word
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Names are powerful, and some men are known to have named their penises. There are diminutive names, such has "cutie foo", "wee one," and "mouse." However, naming a small or micro-penis "Thor the Conquerer" or "Mighty Paul Bunyan," said in a tone befitting such a goofy notion, may also have an effect.
Cooing and fawning over a small penis as though its a small, cute animal - perhaps with the addition of a quick pat - can be a dismissive sign of affection.
SPOILER WARNING: In the first (original, 80's) version of an arthouse porn film called "Cafe Flesh," there's a small penis humiliation scene involving having a character recite a poem about their unique situation in a post-apocalyptic society where sex shows are the only entertainment.
A Grand Day Out
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Unless this person is hairless, a full body waxing - or just a Brazilian - will have them on display in all their stunning male glory. If you can sit in on it, you can make snide comments if he starts to get shy or blush.
Panty shopping, because why get standard male underwear?
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