CENTER FOLD
Your legs go on forever, a Queen across the page, now we have the internet, you’re sadly no longer all the rage
Your glossy look, a page of silk, laying on my bed, you’ve been hidden I’m my wardrobe, gone clean right out my head
Countless times I’ve looked at you, sometimes to have a wank, quietly whilst my parents slept, I’d quickly pull my plank
Looking at your Sun kissed curves, your pussy’s curly hair, now days they are bald, mostly shaven there
But pubes were exciting, it hide your glory hole, turn the pages quickly, to see it wide my goal
No one ever read your name, or cared for your point of view, just sit staring at your muff, is all I liked to do
Stroking your pages gently, in my mind it was your skin, dreaming you were only mine and you were made for sin.
I smile thinking of the years gone by, to my Center fold I thank, for many years of service and the times you helped me wank
So now times have changed, I’m grown up and no longer are you sin, with one last glance I roll you up and toss you in the bin
Ron