Sex shop
Welcome to the sex shop, feel free to come right in, come in to find your fantasies, this is a world of sin
Handcuffs, Dildos, strapons, we have all the kinky toys, everything you'd wish for, we cover girls and boys
Ball gags to shut them up, clamps to make them scream, we sell paddles and leather whips, we can fulfill your every dream
Magazine or DVD, we cover every, quirk and need, from bondage to gay porn, to watching people bleed
If you have a different taste, just tell us what you need, we have some very special things, we promise to succeed
Dress up all in rubber, a gimp mask with a zip, undies that are edible or that come off with one rip
You can be a Doctor, a Nurse, a school girl or a nun, we have books on bondage or how to slap a bum
Learn to be Submissive or where the local dogging sites are found, where's the local car parks are or piece of quiet ground
We have a board of parlours, with numbers you can call, to find yourself a lady friend, who'll let you do it all
We specialise in the very strange, there's no "too wierd" in here, from Midgets to sex magic, to us there's nothing queer
So come right in and look around, I'll assist you if I can, we also sell Viagra to make you feel a man
Get pills and potions, we can get you hung just like a horse, everything discreetly packed, in a Brown bag of course
We are open everyday, from Eight am till very late, come and buy your wildest dreams and bring along your mate
Ron