They joys of shopping on line
Sex Toys R Us
It is a big decision what new toy, your gonna want to buy, it's not like you can ask the clerk, can you give this a little try
You just go on sight alone, either online or from a book, but pics can be deceiving, are they exactly how they look
Long ones and fat ones, they come in every size, some are so massive, they'd bring water to your eyes
Some have bobbles, some are so sleek and smooth, all designed to get you off, when you're in the mood
Some vibrate so very hard, with speeds from one to ten, you get to build the speed right up, then slow it down again
Anal toys in different sizes, for in your arse they're made to plug, some come with free lubrication, to make them fit so snug
Implements to cause you pain, paddles, flogger and whips, masks made to restrict your breathing, controlled by just a zip
Nipple clamps, body wax, love balls to fill your hole, all designed to please you, if kinky is your goal
Strap ons for the ladies, they look and feel so real, you can stick in your fella, so he knows just how you feel
If you have no partner, sometimes frustration takes its toll, you can order yourself a lover, we call her blow up doll
Outfits for roll play, be a slutty nurse, a whore or nun, some made of PVC, all designed to add some fun
So many toys to choose from, there's always something to please your kink, something to add a sparkle to your play, to take you to the brink
Something to get you off, to make you cum so hard, we dispatch in discrete packaging and we'll take your credit card
Ron