I was chatting with a girlfriend, as we gals tend to do, and the subject of the male penis comes up (seriously not meant to be a play on words but if the shoe fits). Any hoo, she says how “we know how unattractive they are”. I just stare at her for a second and all I could do was smile and then laugh.
She is not the first, and probably won't be the last woman who says that the penis is ugly to look at. All I can think of when I hear this is how???? I think they're beautiful. Ok, some more beautiful then others, true, but they're all pretty damn amazing.
Whether they're straight
Or curved
Leaning
Or gleaming
Hooded
Or having that beautiful ridge hang out
Dripping
Or bursting
All Cocks Are Beautiful!
Oh and lets not forget their fearless side kicks....like I always say, it's a package deal!
Balls need love too!
See, she knows
And so does she
So I ask-
How can other women not love looking at a man's meat?
And all I can think of is-
Maybe they're body vegetarians.
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