One footstep at a time...

SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Um, did you check the most obvious place? Depending on the size, it could have gone IN instead of out. Just a hypothesis mind you....you might want to dig into it.

SumoSam - I cant feel it so if its in there I cant reach it. Cant feel it through my fanny wall either!
The fact I can't find it anywhere and I am having pelvic pain means I am gona have to go to A&E.

SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Girl, I'm sorry but I can't help but laugh. It's gonna make a story for the doctors they will never forget! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And considering how exhausted and burnt out they must be, this levity will be a good deed from you to them. Enjoy the levity. Sometimes, you just have to laugh at life's quirks, even at your own expense.

SumoSam - I shared here for the laughs to be fair 😀🤣
Also I know theres no judgement here. X

Sir Don​(dom male) - Perhaps the next one should be remote control so you buzz it to find it. 😁

SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - i’m so sorry but i’m laughing hard! 🤣🙈

sir james ladies​(sub female){oh yes ple} - been there done that and yes it was funny Sir only comment "well I'm going about hurting you any more next time put a long string on it just in case" and yes the procedure took an extra half hour🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - also, what did we learn from this!?

no small plugs! ;)

Sir Don​(dom male) - Expanding ones imagination.. lol

B L O N D I E​(sub female) - This happened to my dominant while we were playing. He wanted to try a small plug and it turned out to be too small for him. He was on his back and it went in. He couldn't feel it. You might want to try to give yourself an enema. It might work instead of going to get checked out. Hope this helps.

SumoSam - I shoulda went to A&E hours ago before the inner dialogue started, the joys of ADHD

Literate Lycan​(dom male) - Looking at your blog, you note Valentine’s Day - so that would be 14 Feb - over a month ago. I tend to believe it would have passed by now, especially if you have had a number of massive movements. Drunken memory might not be accurate, but do you have any pets who might have played with it or is it possible it skittered under any furniture that you didn’t move to spring clean?

As for the pelvic pain and lower back pain, you might have a UTI or something else not necessarily related to the plug. You need to go in immediately. Mind you I’m not a doctor nor do I play one on tv. Just what I would recommend. All the best.

Sir Don​(dom male) - Stuck between mattress and frame of the bed

SumoSam - It is not up my bum.
Haha I have no idea where it has gone, but it is not in me.
It has either fallen into some laundry and as of yet been discovered , or I have already shat it out. I have no idea, I'd like to think I would have noticed pushing it out but my turds are almost always toilet blockers so I might never know. 🤣 At least I know my ass didn't swallow it. 🤪