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After spending 17 years as a passenger in my own life, I finally grew myself a backbone and took control of my own shit.
I'm struggling like fuck to actually make my own decisions. It was so much easier to just let another make all the choices.
I'm literally winging it.
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3 years ago. March 18, 2021 at 1:47 PM

I lost a small butt plug on Valentines day night. 

I have a drunken memory of hearing it fall to the floor behind my bed.  But didn't retrieve it and pretty soon forgot all about it.

So I've had some pretty bad pelvic pain for the past 2 days and lower back ache not unlike period cramps, I kinda thought the painters must be due in. I havent really been constipated or anything but twice last week I blocked the loo with muckle turds...easily big enough to have contained the offending item! 

I have literally just finished spring cleaning my entire bedroom I have lifted everything, emptied every possible hiding place and the lplug is nowhere to be found.

Shoot me now!

I know I'm gona have to go and get checked ASAP....

I am sick of my life.

SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Um, did you check the most obvious place? Depending on the size, it could have gone IN instead of out. Just a hypothesis mind you....you might want to dig into it.
3 years ago
SumoSam - I cant feel it so if its in there I cant reach it. Cant feel it through my fanny wall either!
The fact I can't find it anywhere and I am having pelvic pain means I am gona have to go to A&E.
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Girl, I'm sorry but I can't help but laugh. It's gonna make a story for the doctors they will never forget! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And considering how exhausted and burnt out they must be, this levity will be a good deed from you to them. Enjoy the levity. Sometimes, you just have to laugh at life's quirks, even at your own expense.
3 years ago
SumoSam - I shared here for the laughs to be fair 😀🤣
Also I know theres no judgement here. X
3 years ago
Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Perhaps the next one should be remote control so you buzz it to find it. 😁
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - i’m so sorry but i’m laughing hard! 🤣🙈
3 years ago
sir james ladies​(sub female){oh yes ple} - been there done that and yes it was funny Sir only comment "well I'm going about hurting you any more next time put a long string on it just in case" and yes the procedure took an extra half hour🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - also, what did we learn from this!?

no small plugs! ;)
3 years ago
Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Expanding ones imagination.. lol
3 years ago
B L O N D I E​(sub female) - This happened to my dominant while we were playing. He wanted to try a small plug and it turned out to be too small for him. He was on his back and it went in. He couldn't feel it. You might want to try to give yourself an enema. It might work instead of going to get checked out. Hope this helps.
3 years ago
SumoSam - I shoulda went to A&E hours ago before the inner dialogue started, the joys of ADHD
3 years ago
dollMaker​(dom male) - Its the size of the flange, not the plug thats the thing, if its big enough there is no chance of a swallowing accident. I would have thought you would feel it, inside. After all anything not meant to be there would I suspect be felt. Have you tried pooing it out. Just go as normal and it may come out with the poo, assuming its there are not somewhere else in your home, under a piece of furniture. One last look before A&E.
3 years ago
SumoSam - I'm having another good look around waiting for my sister to come and watch kids. A trip to A&E will be a change of scene at least 😄😅
3 years ago
dollMaker​(dom male) - I hope it all gets sorted out, fingers crossed, good luck.
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - shh we (me) are trying to stop the use of the small plugs while we’re at it 😏
3 years ago
Literate Lycan​(dom male) - Looking at your blog, you note Valentine’s Day - so that would be 14 Feb - over a month ago. I tend to believe it would have passed by now, especially if you have had a number of massive movements. Drunken memory might not be accurate, but do you have any pets who might have played with it or is it possible it skittered under any furniture that you didn’t move to spring clean?

As for the pelvic pain and lower back pain, you might have a UTI or something else not necessarily related to the plug. You need to go in immediately. Mind you I’m not a doctor nor do I play one on tv. Just what I would recommend. All the best.
3 years ago
Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Stuck between mattress and frame of the bed
3 years ago
SumoSam - It is not up my bum.
Haha I have no idea where it has gone, but it is not in me.
It has either fallen into some laundry and as of yet been discovered , or I have already shat it out. I have no idea, I'd like to think I would have noticed pushing it out but my turds are almost always toilet blockers so I might never know. 🤣 At least I know my ass didn't swallow it. 🤪
3 years ago
dollMaker​(dom male) - Thats good news.
3 years ago

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