3 years ago. March 18, 2021 at 1:47 PM
I lost a small butt plug on Valentines day night.
I have a drunken memory of hearing it fall to the floor behind my bed. But didn't retrieve it and pretty soon forgot all about it.
So I've had some pretty bad pelvic pain for the past 2 days and lower back ache not unlike period cramps, I kinda thought the painters must be due in. I havent really been constipated or anything but twice last week I blocked the loo with muckle turds...easily big enough to have contained the offending item!
I have literally just finished spring cleaning my entire bedroom I have lifted everything, emptied every possible hiding place and the lplug is nowhere to be found.
Shoot me now!
I know I'm gona have to go and get checked ASAP....
I am sick of my life.