Good morning, dear reader! How are you on this fine Monday? I know, I know. Mondays suck. But they say Monday only really sucks because you go into with a negative mindset. So instead, have a kickass Monday, and let Tuesday suck! It’ll give you something to look forward to!
I swear I’m not drunk. Just tired. Always tired. I no longer GET tired. I just AM. It’s a state of being at this point. Kind of like being thirsty. Not that kind of thirsty! Well, not for this example at least. But like, I always need something to drink. But I just can’t drink water. The lack of taste bothers me. And if you tell me that water has a flavor, dear reader, you’re either drinking shitty water that’s full of… something likely unpleasant, or you’re lying to yourself to cover up the lack of flavor. Big Water has been lying to us for years!
Weird Monday morning water based conspiracy theories. Neat!
Last night as I was lying down to go to sleep, my dog stepped on my throat. So I guess I’m into being choked now. Self discovery is always a good thing, right?
