3 weeks ago. March 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Oh dear Mistress, you give me fright
I'm even worse at math than Jack White
Write down things I don't understand
I'd rather be hit with your ruler if that was your plan
Oh how I'd have loved to be in your class
To feel the sting of your ruler on my bare assymptote
Instead I'll solve your puzzle like a good boy
You are so hot, I'd be your favorite toy
To tease and to teach while I kneel at your feet
But instead you order me, "class take your seat!"
My real math teachers were not as beautiful or fun,
but the answer, by the way is... Ten Point Six zero two eight seven five two one!