Sooo, to paraphrase what I saw on a woman's profile on Fetlife the other day: I'm smart AND beautiful, a rare combination - here's my Amazon wishlist, if you want me show me you're worth it.
Excuse my naivete but I can't believe this is really a thing!!
I've only been on these sites for a few months and I hadn't seen this yet. Where were the people in her life who should have reigned that shit in and told her she's hot but she's not the freaking Queen? Conceited AND materialistic, wow! I'm just stunned, I couldn't stop laughing when I read it. No, I didn't check out her wishlist.
A few months ago I got out of a relationship with a guy who had to go buy something whenever he needed "a happy." Which was all the time, to the point where we had boxes full of "we might need this someday" and Fingerhut rejects from Goodwill stacked in the corners of all the rooms because the basement and garage were full. I'm purging but I still have a ways to go.
Maybe I'm doing this wrong? I should update my profile:
Middle aged slave, reasonably cute, slightly dented from life lived. Has master's degree, actually likes men. Loves to bake, also skilled at ordering takeout. Enjoys being flogged and giving blowjobs.
Happy to be your sweet and obedient girl if you'll call up the nice folks over at Waste Connections and have them send a dumpster. They know where I live.