Tersely Pertinent

Since it seems to be a trend to complain about:

Really Bad Subs!

I mean, I understand where people are coming from.   I hate it when I get a bad sub.  The bread is tough and the meat is sliced too thin, or they forget to put oil and vinegar on it.   Or worse: they use white vinegar instead of apple or red wine.

And don't get me started on vegetables!  Banana peppers?!?!   Who the fuck puts banana peppers on a sub?    And for fucks sake, call it a sub already!  Don't give me this "po're boy" shit.     What the fuck is wrong with you.