Red flag comments in men’s profiles… and what I think they really mean.
(Yes, I’m sure there are similar red flags in women’s. I don’t spend much time looking at women’s profiles, so you can make your own post about that.)
1. “Not looking for a pen pal” / “I’m not good at texting” = I’m not interested in waiting for you to feel comfortable with me, or letting you get to know me. Orrr I put physical compatibility over mental compatibility.
2. “I’m not good at profiles” / “If you want to know anything about me, just ask!” = I can’t be bothered representing myself properly on here so you can know if it’s worth beginning a chat.
3. “I’m just looking to have fun” = I want to put my dick places but I absolutely do not want to be expected to be in regular communication or really get to know you with any depth whatsoever.
4. “Sapiosexual” = unspoken: so long as you’re not smarter than me.
5. “Here discreetly because of my profession” = Lolz, it’s not my job! I have a partner, and they don’t know.
6. “Not looking for drama” = Don’t complicate my life in any way, shape or form or you’re toast.
(Ten points for the title reference.)
