You Know You're a slave when:
You forgot what panties feel like.
You have bigger calluses on your knees than on your feet.
Foreplay to you is tying your hair into a knot.
It gives you goosebumps when the man at the customer service counter tells you "no" in a firm voice.
You respond "Yes, Master!" to your boss when he tells you to do something.
You cannot cum without permission.
Your thigh muscles protest when you close your legs.
Begging has become second nature.
The term being used no longer has a negative connotation.
You overhear someone utter the word "slut" and you think they are talking about you.
The term "slut" used in reference to you makes you all warm and fuzzy inside.
Your head doubles as a resting spot for beer.
You mix third and first person in both text and speech.
You will crawl to beg to clean the toilet.
The word dance doesn't mean with a partner.
Heel is something you do, not something you have two of.
Your hair works quite well as a handhold.
You have forgotten what it feels like to sit on the couch.
You say greetings instead of hello to everyone.
You have answered your mother with, "Yes, Mistress!" at least once.
You window-shop for neck jewelry in the pet section of Walmart.
A leash is not just something you have for the dog.
You end up using the dog's leash because you cannot find yours.
A kennel is not just for pets.
You feel naked without bells on.
You fill in slave on registration forms for occupation.
