I’m going to do this. And I’ll try really hard to keep it to one word or one sentence answers. Just enough to leave you all wondering
What’s the most unexpected household item you’ve ever used during sex, and how did that even happen?
Big Stick Popsicle, Webcam, Oral Sex!
Ever used something that was definitely not intended for the bedroom? What was the outcome? Disaster or genius?
Pool Noodle, pure genius!
Did you ever incorporate food in a way that got wildly out of hand? (Bonus points for cleanup stories.)
Hershey's Syrup, Campout, food fight sex session.
What’s the most creative DIY tool or toy you've ever MacGyvered for the sake of pleasure?
I haven't. Now I need to!
Was there a moment mid act where you thought, “Okay... this might be too far” but kept going anyway?
No!
Have you ever tried a kink you immediately regretted?
No!
What’s the most bizarre thing someone has said to you during sex?
Someone else's name! Rude!
Ever had a pet awkwardly interrupt the moment?
Yes, cats, dogs. Again, Rude!
What’s the strangest noise you or your partner has made mid hookup?
A Fart!
Have you ever had a partner try something without asking that completely threw you off?
Yes, and I ended that relationship immediately.
Ever tried to be sexy and ended up injured?
Yes, more than once.
What’s the weirdest background noise that’s ruined the mood?
Geico commercial, mid orgasm!