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5 years ago. June 26, 2019 at 2:00โ€ฏPM

I'm trying out a new diet, and when I follow it, no caffeine. It's been almost 2 weeks without coffee. I was encouraged this morning to have a cup. It's almost as if I forgot how to make it! 🤦

 

 

I started by inserting the coffee filter and adding the grounds. I use Chock Full O'Nuts. What's your preference? 🤔

 

 

Then turned it on. It beeped at me. I slapped it. I don't speak coffee maker language. I had no clue what it was trying to tell me. I turned it off, then back on. It hissed and beeped. I'm obviously pissing this thing off! So, I unplugged it. I don't have much knowledge with gadgets. The only other option left is putting it in rice. 🤔 So I needed this to work. Nope. Now it smells like it's overheating. Seriously pissed off coffee pot. 🤯

Before grabbing the rice (the last trick up my sleeve) I do a more thorough check. I forgot to water it. 🤦 Air coffee isn't a thing.

 

I add water. A huge puff of steam comes up from under the filter, sending dry coffee grounds in my eyes and up my nose!!! 😝

Lesson learned. Don't piss off the coffee maker. It'll get the last laugh.

Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - OMFG..... I am dying here ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
5 years ago
CrimsonPaw - I was a mess this morning lol ๐Ÿคฆ
5 years ago
alawey​(sub female){(OWNED BY } - Lol .. ame... Please... Reread eveything i have ever sent you about cookibg and such.

Now i will have to add a coffee section to ur cook book
5 years ago
CrimsonPaw - ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฆ
5 years ago
HGB​(sub female){Scottish M} - *looks around* ssshhhh I've done the same
5 years ago
Angel Wings​(sub female) - I3ve never have had coffee and thanks to the pics never will....lol
5 years ago
alawey​(sub female){(OWNED BY } - Wat ???? How is that possible???
5 years ago
HGB​(sub female){Scottish M} - Right??? I would have died!!!
5 years ago
CrimsonPaw - ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
5 years ago
Angel Wings​(sub female) - It smells so awful bad too me that I just can't. I'm weird that way...lol.
5 years ago
alawey​(sub female){(OWNED BY } - Try a favored one such as hazelnut of french roast they smell different. And then by all the gods use sugar!!!
5 years ago
CrimsonPaw - My favorite flavored creamer is Sweet Cream ๐Ÿ˜‹
5 years ago
Max Sterne​(dom male){Morley} - ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
5 years ago
Vikam​(dom male){CaliRose} - Sends you a cup of coffee ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚
5 years ago
CrimsonPaw - Extra sugar plz!๐Ÿ˜†
5 years ago
Vikam​(dom male){CaliRose} - Sure common right up sugar๐Ÿ˜˜
5 years ago
ADIDAS - Amber darlin', you crack me up!!!! I had a good belly laugh and I needed that! Thank you for that!!! Your description is hilarious, your pics are creative and fantastic! LOVE IT!!!

BTW, I don't drink coffee either.... Tea totaler here.... But I love the smells of good coffee. Just can't drunk it. Allergies... ๐Ÿคจ

Love this, and all your posts my darlin'!!! Have a super day! You deserve it after your battle with the coffee maker, that you won, I'd like to point out!!!! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’—
5 years ago
CrimsonPaw - hahaha! Thx! And happy to be of service!! :)
5 years ago
Finished​(switch female) - You just described every morning before I have that first cup... can’t live without it! ๐Ÿ˜
5 years ago

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